Start a social network that is only open to musicians with profile, by invitation only. It could be used for collaborating, comparing notes, feeding back on new music, and educating musicians about causes.
Joe's Random Ideas
A blog where I post my occasional random ideas. Comments welcome.
Sunday, 6 August 2017
Friday, 7 March 2014
Wednesday, 5 March 2014
numbered likes on Facebook
When you like something on Facebook, you should get a permanent badge saying what number liker you were, so if you were the first person to like the xx you can forever prove it and boast about it.
Monday, 26 August 2013
really bad art show
Fill the front of an art gallery with really bad art. Allow people to enter in small groups, all of whom know each other. Hidden cameras and microphones would record their reaction to the art. Then when they step behind a screen into a back room they would watch the film of their reactions being played back.
Zoopla plug in
Build a Zoopla plug in so you can enter your the home addresses of friends then keep an eye on the value of their properties and see them on a graph with those of other friends
Tuesday, 13 August 2013
Wednesday, 17 July 2013
some things I think the UK government should do to save energy and carbon emissions
Put VAT on bottled and canned drinks and use the money to install drinking water fountains and get rid of
standing charges on tap water.
Make energy companies pay to allow anyone to make their
home energy systems controlled by internet/smart phone.
Increase air passenger duty on any journey that can be
completed by train, and use the money to reduce the cost of train travel. This
would also help solve London's airport capacity problem by reducing short haul
flights.
Make it illegal for hotels to switch the air conditioning on in hotel rooms before the guest has
arrived.
Sunday, 9 December 2012
After The News
A column, or even a whole publication, following up what
happened to news stories after they ceased to be news stories. The health
scares that turned out not to be. The wrongly accused. What the politicians who
resigned did next.
Sunday, 12 August 2012
HBO torrenting
HBO should set up a Paypal account so people who've
torrented their shows can make a donation. I'd donate.
Monday, 7 May 2012
length of time DVD kept at home
Lovefilm and other similar services should list the average length of time each film stays with the hirer before being returned. This would give an indication as to whether when the film arrives, the watcher still wants to watch it or leaves it sat around unwatched for some time.
Saturday, 28 January 2012
If taxi drivers are caught driving dangerously or speeding (e.g. by a photo of the speedometer)...
the fare should be waived
Friday, 9 December 2011
Loyalty card exchange
A website where people could exchange loyalty cards. So if you change your place of work and now get your coffee from Costa rather than Caffe Nero you could swap your used royalty card for someone who'd made the opposite move.
Friday, 2 December 2011
iTunes gifting
You should be able to make an iTunes playlist then pay for someone to receive it as a Christmas gift
Thursday, 24 November 2011
IMDB for music
I think I've posted previously that record companies should collaborate and on a website that's a repository of all their label copy and credits for albums. A related question - why isn't there an IMDB equivalent for music?
energy prices fixed to wholesale prices
Energy companies should offer a tariff that is simply the wholesale price of electricity (or gas) plus a set percentage
Sunday, 20 November 2011
Phish's albums vs ice cream
Someone should make an infographic of sales of Phish's albums in the UK vs sales of Phish Food ice cream
Thursday, 10 November 2011
idea from my dad: wind turbines and pylons combined
People complain about wind turbines being an eyesore, and they complain about electricity pylons being an eyesore, so why not minimize the number of eyesores by building pylons with windmills on top?
Saturday, 15 October 2011
Tuesday, 30 August 2011
one track at a time on a computer
a plug in for computers that manages everything that's trying to play sound and only allows one track to play at a time to avoid the problem of different windows playing clashing sounds at the same time
Sunday, 28 August 2011
Biodegradable compost bags
Bags for storing compost, which could be sealed but would quickly biodegrade. Thanks to my mum for this idea.
Catalogue of nightclubs
Compile a catalogue of nightclubs in the UK, featuring photos of the dancefloor, queue and toilets, plus Shazams of three tracks played at peak times on a Thursday, Friday and Saturday night.
Saturday, 27 August 2011
Spirit level pool tables
A pool table with adjustable feet and spirit levels on each side so you can see when each side is level
Friday, 19 August 2011
Sun tan lotion at test matches
They have to start selling sun tan lotion at test matches or giving it away for free. All these red faces could cost the NHS a packet in time.
Monday, 25 July 2011
thermostats on kettles
kettles should come with a thermostat allowing them to automatically switch off at a variety of temperatures, not just boiling point
Sunday, 10 July 2011
Saturday, 25 June 2011
drunken conversation transcription
A service for smartphones that records your drunken conversations, transcribes them, and sends them to you as text messages 140 characters at a time
Friday, 27 May 2011
referee ratings
Referees' decisions in football should be assessed after the game to see which were right or wrong, then teams could see how may goals and points they gained or lost thanks to refereeing decisions
supermarket fruit
supermarkets should tell you not only which fruit are transported by plane and which are in season, but also which are grown under artificial light
Monday, 14 March 2011
Saturday, 5 March 2011
switching bank accounts
Introduce a standard set of dilligence procedures, after which anyone can move their money and bank account between banks at the press of a button
Thursday, 14 October 2010
Album-only download store
Start a download store that only sells full albums with no cherry picking of individual tracks. The store might be able to sell albums that aren't available on iTunes like AC/DC's. It could also price albums low to encourage buying of full albums, and could have one week exclusives on big new releases.
Friday, 1 October 2010
water slides as fire escapes
allow public buildings to have a water slide instead of a staircase as one of their two fire escapes
Friday, 6 August 2010
Costcutter cook book
there should be a Costcutter cook book, with good recipes but no exotic ingredients - only stuff you could buy in any bog standard corner shop
Monday, 26 July 2010
charity supermarket website
there should be a website where you can pick exactly how your charity donation is spent
e.g. village in India requires £100 for clean water project faciliated by The Red Cross - if you pick that project it disappears from the website or appears as paid for by you, if you so choose
then you would be emailed further information when the project is up and running
e.g. village in India requires £100 for clean water project faciliated by The Red Cross - if you pick that project it disappears from the website or appears as paid for by you, if you so choose
then you would be emailed further information when the project is up and running
Saturday, 10 April 2010
Thursday, 8 April 2010
Saturday, 13 March 2010
DVD release dates
DVDs should be released the same day as the film's cinema opening, but they should be sold exclusively at cinemas for the first few weeks
Wednesday, 17 February 2010
suggested by @mueslilover - an out-of-hours bank.
There should be a bank with branches open outside of 9.30am-4.30pm for people who don't have a branch near their work.
Tuesday, 9 February 2010
turning appliances off
By law, all electronic appliances should have an off button (most digiboxes don't) and also should switch off automatically when they're not used for a while
Sunday, 13 December 2009
Ban adverts for medicine on US TV, and adverts for law firms representing people suffering side effects from medicine
The money saved could be used to provide health care for the uninsured
Sent using BlackBerry® from Orange
Sent using BlackBerry® from Orange
Saturday, 12 December 2009
Webcams in old people's homes
Put webcams in old people's homes so their relatives can check they are being looked after
Sunday, 29 November 2009
the sheet music-friendly version of the Kindle
should have a microphone so it can tell where you are in the piece and scroll the page automatically
Thursday, 12 November 2009
American Apparel band merch
American Apparel's online store should allow you to pay extra to have the logo of your favourite band printed on to any item of clothing
Saturday, 19 September 2009
london places director
there should be a website called London Spaces which lists and organises all the different spaces for free or for hire in London - from the royal festival hall to the galleries that rent space, to HMS Invincible, to members clubs
Monday, 14 September 2009
keeping saltwater fish fresh a long way from the sea
catch them in nets then put them in a tank of saltwater and transport that tank inland so they can be sold or cooked or caught again straight from the saltwater tank
Monday, 17 August 2009
best before dates
Start a website detailing the possible consequences of consuming all kinds of goods after their best before date. Consumers could add their own experiences.
Wednesday, 5 August 2009
pilates balls that are also globes
make pilates/gym balls that double up as globes by having maps of the world on them
Monday, 11 May 2009
otherpeoplesarguments.com
start a website where you could listen to audio and video of other people's arguments
Saturday, 9 May 2009
website of record and CD sleeves
all the record companies should pool the artwork and label copy for their music and put it all up on one website
Wednesday, 6 May 2009
cameras for replay at bowling lanes
Position cameras around ten pin bowling lanes so that after bowling, players can watch replays of their action from different angles to try and ascertain where they got it wrong or right
Tuesday, 17 March 2009
TripAdvisor t-shirts and badges
Get t-shirts and badges printed up saying "I contribute to TripAdvisor.com" which could be worn in a conspicous way when checking into hotels, to try and ensure good service.
Tuesday, 26 August 2008
Sunday, 10 August 2008
teacups
Make plastic and card teacups with a little watertight pocket on the side in which to place the discarded teabag, rather than having to leave it on the table of a train or similar while drinking the tea
Monday, 28 July 2008
wedding rating website
start a website along the lines of London Eating where people can rate weddings they've been to and leave comments, anonymously if they choose
this idea is really cruel - sorry
this idea is really cruel - sorry
Saturday, 26 July 2008
you know how canned food lasts for years?
someone should sell a machine to enable people to can their own food at home
If they do, please send me the link
If they do, please send me the link
Monday, 19 May 2008
ethical shopping website
There should be a website where you can tick boxes according to which ethical causes you care about (Palestine, Burma, animal cruelty, arms dealing, selling baby food in Africa etc), and get a list of brands you should avoid
Thursday, 10 April 2008
music recommendations by instant messenger
Someone like Rough Trade or Amazon should offer a service where you can have an instant messenger conversation with a real person to discuss your taste in music and get recommendations for further purchases
Sunday, 23 March 2008
gallery of fake artworks
start a gallery containing accurate reproductions of all the world's most famous paintings
Wednesday, 19 March 2008
kitchens for hire
There should be kitchens and dining rooms available to hire in cities for people who want to hold dinner parties but don't have enough space in their own houses.
museum of conspiracy theories
Start a museum of conspiracy theories to explore the truth behind 9/11, the Kennedy assassinations, Pearl Harbour etc. Exhibits would be things like Richard Reid's shoes, or 9/11 wreckage supposedly containing traces of molten metal.
Friday, 7 March 2008
telephone translation service
there should be a number you can call similar to 118 118 or Texperts but available overseas, where you can call up and say "What's the Portugese for 'I haven't got any money'" or other bits of translation in a variety of languages
Friday, 15 February 2008
two ideas about time wasting at football matches
watching a cynical, boring and dirty Watford team use every tactic possible to waste time at the end of their 2-1 victory over Ipswich gave me two ideas about time wasting in football games:
1) for every occasion that a team is guilty of time wasting, a minute should automatically be added to the time left to play
2) when football is showing on the TV, there should be two clocks - one counting from 0 minutes to 90 minutes as normal, and another starting at 90 minutes and counting down to zero that is stopped every time play is stopped, so viewers can see how much time should be left to play after the 90 minutes are complete
1) for every occasion that a team is guilty of time wasting, a minute should automatically be added to the time left to play
2) when football is showing on the TV, there should be two clocks - one counting from 0 minutes to 90 minutes as normal, and another starting at 90 minutes and counting down to zero that is stopped every time play is stopped, so viewers can see how much time should be left to play after the 90 minutes are complete
Friday, 25 January 2008
you know when you're watching a gig and the performer says "can I get a bit more vocal in the monitor"?
why don't they just have a mixing desk for the monitors onstage so they can change it themselves?
or a little console where they can press a button saying "more vocal in monitors" so the sound engineer gets the message without the gig having to be interrupted?
or a little console where they can press a button saying "more vocal in monitors" so the sound engineer gets the message without the gig having to be interrupted?
Tuesday, 8 January 2008
Prizes awarded by panels
When prizes are awarded by panels of people like the Booker Prize or the Mercury Music Prize, the deliberations of the panel should be televised or at least webcast
Thursday, 3 January 2008
transcripts of trials online
This thought came to me when I read about some of the things Jacob Zuma is supposed to have said in his trial for rape (he was acquitted). Knowing how the media works, I'd like to see those kinds of quotes in context, with my own eyes. There should be a website where you can download transcripts (or video where available) from such trials. In fact the BBC website should do this.
recipe books in supermarkets
Supermarkets should have reference copies of top selling recipe books on display by the fruit and veg. So if you had "Cook with Jamie" at home and wanted to make a recipe from it, you could check the reference copy in the supermarket to see what ingredients you needed to buy.
second hand CDs and DVDs
a charity such as Oxfam should set up an Amazon-style online store for second hand CDs and DVDs where everything costs £1 with £1 P&P. Lots of people are looking for somewhere to get rid of their CDs and DVDs at the moment, and many people wanting to buy a CD or DVD would make this their first port of call.
half time at the football
Football managers should send a text message to their team's fans in the ground during half time telling them what their team needs to do in the second half and urging them to make a lot of noise in support
back loading fridges
Make back-loading fridges for pubs and shops, so that the cans and bottles taken from the front for customers are the coldest rather than the warmest
crispy seaweed
Sell Chinese-style crispy seaweed in packets, like crisps (if someone is already doing this, please let me know as I'd like to buy some)
car speed limits
Put a limiter on cars sold or registered in the UK so they can't go over 70 MPH.
This would improve road safety and reduce petrol consumption.
This would improve road safety and reduce petrol consumption.
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